Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
"OMG I DIDN’T KNOW U WERE GAY"
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
there used to be a time when i was selective about what i’d reblog now it’s a constant state of ”why the fuck not”